Brothers and sisters, the time has come.
Lend thee thy ears, for I, the one and only Mr. Punch, am about to bestow upon ye the finest cigar thine palates have ever tasted - Punch Diablo.
Blended by my man, A.J. Fernandez, Punch Diablo is the darkest and fullest Punch cigar to date.
You want an Ecuadoran Sumatra wrapper? Done.
Fancy a Connecticut broadleaf binder? Got it.
But Mr. Punch, you say, can I also have Nicaraguan and Honduran Habano ligero filler that has been aged between 4-6 years? That’s an awfully specific request. But yes, yes you can.
Look, I’ve smoked a lot of cigars with a lot of famous people since 1662. I can tell you that the creation of Punch Diablo is a lot like the creation of the automobile, the telephone and the thighmaster. In short, it will change the lives of all who dare to try it.
But you say, “Mr. Punch, the thighmaster is the finest creation man has ever conceived.” Well, sorry if this is controversial, but I disagree. Punch Diablo is spicy, rich and full of flavor. Can the thighmaster say that? Ask it, I’ll wait.
Exactly. It can’t.
Punch Diablo comes in three wicked sizes:
Scamp - 6 ¼ x 50
Diabolus - 5 ¼ x 54
Brute - 6 ¼ x 60
Buy it online or at your local smoke shop. If they don’t have it, ask them why. If they say, “I don’t know.” Tell them that Mr. Punch thinks you should. If they say, “Mr. Punch is a puppet,” tell them, “that’s fake news, order them and then give me the fullest Punch cigar to date.” After this exchange, they will then know that you’ve won the argument, and Punch Diablo will be yours.
Happy smoking, brothers and sisters. Be sure to let me know how much you enjoy Punch Diablo on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. After all, Mr. Punch takes care of the brothers and sisters that take care of me.