From spending time with family and friends to eating copious amounts of food, the holidays are indeed a wonderful time. This is always the part of the year where I remember how grateful I am for my dear brothers and sisters who love me and my cigars—from the bottom of my little wooden heart, thank you.
But let’s not get too sentimental here.
In truth, my favorite thing about the holidays is the presents. There’s nothing quite as exhilarating or delightful as ripping open a box containing a shiny surprise just for me. So this year, to get as many gifts as I possibly can, I am announcing Mr. Punch’s Holiday Gift Exchange. All you have to do is send something to me, and, as it is the season of giving, I will give you something in return.
If you want to be a part of my gift exchange, just send your offering to my PO Box here:
PO Box 434026
Saint Louis, MO 63143
Just make sure it’s something good. Build a snowman in my likeness and send me a photo. Write a postcard wishing me well in the New Year. Or maybe just regift that sweater your aunt gave you last year—you know, the one that’s slightly too small. But anyway, whatever you give me, I’m sure I’ll love it.