Brothers and Sisters, as you’ll recall in my latest Misadventure, we uncovered the origins of some classic spring break staples; including the ye olde wet t-shirt contest, birth of beer pong and the oft forgotten foam party. (Didn’t watch it? I’ll wait while you catch up HERE.) But as you can imagine, that’s just one tale in a lengthy saga of epic Brocations. Enjoy the following peek into my past, and don’t forget to comment your brocation questions below.
A LEGENDARY FISHING TRIP
There’s nothing quite like a fishing trip with a man and his loyal dragon, especially on the beautiful shores of Scotland. While casting a line into Loch Ness, my dragon Gary decided to go for a quick dip. Onlookers took notice and quickly spread the word, but never bothered to ask for his name. Now, we’re finally ready to announce to the world the true identity of Nessie - a.k.a. Gary the Dragon.
MY BAD, WORLD
The year was 1962 and I set sail to Jamaica with my buddy, JFK, for a little sun and rum. Somewhere along the way I made a slight wrong turn into Cuba, where our shouts for help were taken as declarations of war. One thing led to another and thus began what is known today as the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Well that’s all my lawyers will let me share for now. But don’t forget to leave your questions about my other historical brocations in the comments below.
Godspeed, brothers and sisters.